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The Jordan Management Consultant Company

Jerusalem 26544

 

January, 2000

Jesus, Son of Joseph

Woodcrafter Carpenter Shop

Nazareth, 25922

 

Dear Sir:

          Thank you for submitting the resumes of the twelve men you have picked for management positions in your new organization. All of them have taken our battery of tests. We have not only run the results through our computer, but also arranged personal interviews for each of them with our psychologists and vocational aptitude consultant. The profiles of all tests are included, and you will want to study each of them carefully.

 

As part of our service and for your guidance, we make some general comments, much as an auditor will include some general statements. This is given as a result of staff consultation and comes without any additional fees.

 

It is the staff opinion that most of your nominees are lacking in background, education and vocational aptitude for the type of enterprise you are undertaking. They do not have the team concept. We would recommend that you continue your search for persons of experience in managerial ability and proven capability.

 

Simon Peter is emotionally unstable and given to fits of temper. Andrew has absolutely no qualities of leadership. The two brothers, James and John, sons of Zebedee, place personal interest above company loyalty. Thomas demonstrates a questioning attitude that would tend to undermine morale. We feel that it is our duty to tell you that Matthew has been black-listed by the Greater Jerusalem Better Business Bureau. James, son of Alpheus, and Thaddeus definitely have radical leanings and they both registered a high score on the manic-depressive scale.

 

One of the candidates, however, shows great potential. He is a man of ability and resourcefulness, meets people well. Has a keen business mind, and has contact in high places. He is highly motivated, ambitious and responsible. We recommend Judas Iscariot as your controller and right-handed man. All other profiles are self-explanatory.

 

We wish you every success in your new adventure.

 

Sincerely Yours,

The Jordan Management Consultants

 

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