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The
Jordan Management Consultant Company
Jerusalem
26544
January,
2000
Jesus,
Son of Joseph
Woodcrafter
Carpenter Shop
Nazareth,
25922
Dear
Sir:
Thank you for submitting
the resumes of the twelve men you have picked for management positions in your
new organization. All of them have taken our battery of tests. We have not
only run the results through our computer, but also arranged personal
interviews for each of them with our psychologists and vocational aptitude
consultant. The profiles of all tests are included, and you will want to study
each of them carefully.
As
part of our service and for your guidance, we make some general comments, much
as an auditor will include some general statements. This is given as a result
of staff consultation and comes without any additional fees.
It
is the staff opinion that most of your nominees are lacking in background,
education and vocational aptitude for the type of enterprise you are
undertaking. They do not have the team concept. We would recommend that you
continue your search for persons of experience in managerial ability and
proven capability.
Simon
Peter is emotionally unstable and given to fits of temper. Andrew has
absolutely no qualities of leadership. The two brothers, James and John, sons
of Zebedee, place personal interest above company loyalty. Thomas demonstrates
a questioning attitude that would tend to undermine morale. We feel that it is
our duty to tell you that Matthew has been black-listed by the Greater
Jerusalem Better Business Bureau. James, son of Alpheus, and Thaddeus
definitely have radical leanings and they both registered a high score on the
manic-depressive scale.
One
of the candidates, however, shows great potential. He is a man of ability and
resourcefulness, meets people well. Has a keen business mind, and has contact
in high places. He is highly motivated, ambitious and responsible. We
recommend Judas Iscariot as your controller and right-handed man. All other
profiles are self-explanatory.
We
wish you every success in your new adventure.
Sincerely
Yours,
The
Jordan Management Consultants
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